These greeted me this morning:
I married a pretty wonderful guy. I may drive him crazy, and he may drive me crazy, but hey, at least we're going to the same place!
Seriously, though, I'm a very happy and very fortunate girl to have him in my life. Giggle and snicker as you desire, but we're newlyweds and we're allowed to be all silly and mushy and lovey-dovey.